Dang, Why Didn't I Think of That!!!!!

What a sad night. Yes, as usual, on the way home tonight I listened to Coast 2 Coast AM with George Noory. I normally make fun of them, in fact, I normally call them Whack Job Central.
However, tonight I was humbled. You see, I'm going through a divorce, and sadly it will be final soon. Yes, it will.
Anyway, tonight George had on a Professional Astrologer. Hey, no laughing. Hmmm. Yes, I know some of you out there don't believe in astrology and, I also had been sceptical, but folks, this was a Professional Astrologer, this wasn't just some regular person who had an astrology book. No, it wasn't. I listened intently as he discussed everything from 9/11, the war in Irag, what the next few years held for us...and, well....just on and on. Seriously, this gentleman could talk about any subject that the callers asked about.
Then, I couldn't believe it, he started talking about soul mates. Yes, soul mates.
I immediately swerved off the road, turned off the engine, and turned up the radio. It seems one of his services is a sort of dual reading or charting. Of course it was pretty complicated and I could just barely keep up with him (well, truth be told, he was way over my head).
But he is able to do readings on two people and see what the future holds for them. But, here's what really got me....and too some extent made me pretty sad, he said he could tell if people had the potential to be soul mates. That just about did it for me. If only I had known about him a couple of years ago...gosh, I'm sure he could have made everything OK in our marriage. Soooo, sad. People, listen up out there...please...as soon as you get up tomorrow...please make an appointment with an astrologer...they can save your marriage....oh, don't forget...please make sure the astrologer is a trained professional. Remember, any professional will surely show you their certificates. Frankly, the gentleman on the radio said to be sure they were members of The National and International League, Alliance, Federation, Coalition, Society, and Association of Authentic, Bona Fide, Legitimate, Genuine, Certified, Real Astrologers. If they have that certificate, you know you are in good hands.
Sorry, dear. You were right. This could of saved our marriage.